'POBODIES NERFECT" by Victor Kinsman (c)
(As featured on his ‘Blue Planet Blues’ album ) '

Some folks get their 'mords in a wuddle'
Children always get into puddles
Old folks, they get into fuddles, but Pobody's Nerfect!
Dyslexics get things 'upside round', King Canute, he nearly drowned
Nero fiddled while Rome burned down, but Pobody's Nerfect!

Pobody's Nerfect, we all ‘stake mismakes’
Pobody's Nerfect, so just give me a break

People with lisps ‘thing thad thongs’, The Chinese don’t’ care if they’re ‘Wong’
Pinocchio lied and his nose grew long, but Pobody's Nerfect !

Romeo lost his Juliet, Archimedes, he got wet
Has Bill Gates cleaned my 'Windows' yet? , well, Pobody's Nerfect !
Alfred Hitchcock gave us frights, Boxers always look for fights
And my sister keeps that dog that bites, but Pobodv's Nerfect !

Pobody's Nerfect, we all tread on rakes
Pobody's Nerfect, so let's all give and take

Now Old George Bush said "Watch My Lips", Lord Nelson said "I see no ships"
And Elvis had those wobbly hips, but Pobody's Nerfect !
Van Gogh cut off his own ear, Piccasso made us all look queer
And Mummy had that horrible year, but Pobody's Nerfect!
Henry Ford made all cars black, The Dodo isn't coming back
And once they said the World was flat, but Pobody's Nerfect!

Pobody's Nerfect, we've all turned up late,
Pobody's Nerfect, so be nice for goodness sake

Elizabeth Taylor was eight times wed, George Washington chopped a tree they said,
And Rasputin went off his head, but Pobody's Nerfect

Now some folks they procrastinate, exasperate, exaggerate, infuriate and aggravate
Great Uncles even abdicate,
With all their idiosyncrasies, their foibles, quirks and wobbly knees,
Warts and wrinkles we don't see, all removed by surgery
Whether they wheeze, sneeze or snore, whether they're thin, fat or bore
One thing's clear and that's for sure…. Pobody's Nerfect!

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